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thERE IS A GUY IN MY 8AM CLASS THAT JUST FUCKIGN ZooMS AWAY ON HIS ELECTRIC UNICYCLE AS SOON AS CLASS IS OVER
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I BOUGHT THEM AS A JOKE I NEEDED TO PURCHASE $10 TO USE A CARD